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Here you go, Brian,
bring the plates.
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[burps]
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Nice meal, Kate.
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Even though the portions
were extremely small.
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Sorry, we only had
one pot roast.
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Guess what? The most exciting
thing just happened.
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Scott Maynard wants
to keep all of his
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band equipment in our garage.
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- Goodness, that is exciting.
- Who is Scott?
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He's that guy
I told you about from school.
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New boyfriend, huh?
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- Not yet.
- Boyfriend?
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You should see him,
he's gorgeous.
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Better-looking than me?
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Well, he's different.
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He has darker hair.
And less of it.
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I see.
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Anyway, dad, he's got this
rock band
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and they keep their instruments
and stuff in his garage
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but Scott's dad's having
this garage sale tomorrow
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and he said that
if Scott doesn't get
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all of his stuff
out of there tonight
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he'll sell it off for $5,
so is it okay?
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Is what okay?
I missed most of that.
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Please, dad,
he wants to come over tonight.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah, tonight.
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In about 15 minutes,
if dad says yes.
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I thought we had a date.
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You and Lynn have a date?
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We're gonna redecorate my room.
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I'm sorry, ALF, we'll have
to redecorate another time.
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I see.
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Mom, can I borrow
your pink sweater?
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Your father hasn't
said yes yet.
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Dad, Scott could have called
anybody in school about this
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but he chose me.
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I see.
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Please, dad,
it's just for two days.
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I suppose Scott can keep
his instruments here.
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Thanks, dad.
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- Mom.
- Yes.
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- You can use the pink sweater.
- Thanks.
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Well, guess it's just me
and my swatches.
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Remember the decorating rules.
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The decorating consists
of a couple of posters
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maybe a coat of paint.
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Boy, you would've been
a lot of fun
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during the Renaissances.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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How many more trips?
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Just a couple of more.
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I really appreciate this,
everybody in the band does.
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Well, if you invite me
to the next G-Men's show
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we'll call it even.
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Oh, we're not the G-Men anymore.
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Some other band had that name,
so we changed it.
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[grunts]
See.
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Um, wasn't there already
a band called The Doors?
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You're kidding, there was?
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Oh, but that's okay,
there's probably nobody alive
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who still remembers them.
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So, how come a cute girl like
you isn't out on Friday night?
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Oh, I am...usually but..
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...uh, you know,
sometimes I like to..
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...stay home and,
you know, see my family.
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Oh, I'm sorry I'm taking up
your time with your family--
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No, no, I saw them.
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- Listen, Lynn--
- ALF.
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- What?
- Uh...nothing just...ALF.
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Oh. Well, anyway,
I was gonna say
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there's a basketball game
tomorrow night
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and I was wondering
if you'd wanna go with me?
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- Me?
- You don't have to say yes.
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I mean,
it's kind of short notice.
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No!
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- What?
- No, I mean, yes.
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That sounds like fun.
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Great. How about 7 o'clock?
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- What's wrong?
- Uh, nothing, just a locust.
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Alright, here, put this up.
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What are you guys doing?
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Wallpapering the screens.
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Wallpapering the screens
is not redecorating.
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It's a matter of taste.
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Take that down
and throw it away.
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There you go,
take it right down
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take it outside
and throw it away.
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Yes, mom.
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Kate, I need some advice.
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Here is some advice.
Don't ever do this again.
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No, no, I need some
advice about women.
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Women, don't go for this
kind of thing.
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I got the message.
I was wrong, kill me.
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[sighs]
Okay, ALF, what is it ?
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I'm asking you this,
Kate, because..
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...you are a beautiful woman.
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I mean that.
I really do.
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Well, I-I don't know if I think
of myself quite like that but..
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Aah, beautiful,
and modest too.
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What is it that
you wanna know?
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Like, let's say
a certain friend
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was attracted to
a certain beautiful woman.
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Are you still writing
letters to Connie Chung?
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No, it's someone
a lot closer than that.
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Actually, it's someone
in this house.
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Oh!
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And, um, you wanna
know how to win her over.
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Yeah. I mean,
let's dip into your past.
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What did Willie do
to sweep you off your feet?
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Let-let me see.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, um..
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We had been going together
four or five months
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and, uh, this one day we were
talking about food or something
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and, um, I mentioned that
I liked cream of mushroom soup.
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So, uh, uh, the next day
I go to my car
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and inside are 500 cans
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of cream of mushroom soup.
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So you're saying I should do
something pathetic.
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It wasn't pathetic,
it was...romantic.
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What would you suggest
other than soup?
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Oh, I, uh, I don't know, um..
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Flowers, uh, candy, uh..
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How about a poem?
I mean that's personal.
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I.. A-a women would love it.
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And, uh it doesn't involve
wallpaper or glue.
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A poem? That's perfect!
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I was somewhat of a bard
on Melmac, you know?
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Oh, you've written poems?
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Ever hear of this one?
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Jason, Jason, he's our man,
if he can't do it, nobody can.
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Oh, I thought that was Keats.
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I'll start now.
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There once was
a young man from Venus--
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ALF.
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- ALF.
- What?
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I thought the rule was you would
ask before you use my tools.
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Sorry. May I?
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- Yes, you may.
- See, you're still in charge.
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[clears throat]
What do you need
the tools for anyway?
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I'm tryin' to fix
Scott's piano.
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He must have broken it
when he dragged it in here.
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ALF, you have
to turn it on.
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Oh.
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Didn't you learn about
electronic music on Melmac?
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Ancient history wasn't
my best subject.
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What are you doing here anyway?
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Well...I wrote a poem
for someone and, uh..
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...I wanna put it to music.
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Well, as you may,
or may not know
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many people think
I am musically inclined.
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Name three?
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I don't think
I have to name names.
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May I see the poem?
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"Take a look at me
and tell me what you see
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just another pretty face."
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It's very amusing.
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Then there's the chorus.
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"I can't get
no satisfaction."
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Shouldn't that be I can't
get any satisfaction?
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Forget it,
that's an old draft.
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Now, let's wail.
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Aiming something
in the key of D.
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Uh, may I suggest
the key of E flat?
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It's more euphonious.
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Great. We need
more euphoniousness.
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[piano music]
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¶ Take a look at me
and tell me what you see ¶
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¶ Just another pretty face ¶¶
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- That's nice, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah, it's the lovely.
- Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Feel free to use that.
I don't need any credit.
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[Willie humming]
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I'll call ya if I ever
audition for Hee-Haw.
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[piano music]
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Yeah, now we're cookin'.
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[saxophone music]
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- Brian in bed.
- Mmh.
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He didn't even wake up
when I took off his shoes.
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Mmm, so nice to have
a quiet moment.
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I thought Lynn will
be home before now.
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Hmm, the game might've
gone into overtime.
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[telephone rings]
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00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,042
Oh, maybe that's her.
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00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,547
Hello. Oh, hello,
Mrs. Ochmonek.
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00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,217
Oh, what loud rock music?
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00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,319
'From our garage?'
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I'll make sure
that he doesn't do it again.
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Uh, Brian I mean, uh, I'll make
sure that he doesn't play
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his, uh, his electric guitar,
right, uh
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too loudly, uh..
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...or his saxophone..
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...or his drums.
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Uh, goodnight, Mrs. Ochmonek.
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Well, I have a good guess,
but you go first.
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Well, when I left ALF
was writing a song
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I think it might have grown.
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A song?
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00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,649
- Oh, no.
- What?
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00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:54,586
Willie, I think that ALF
wrote that song for me.
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For you?
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I might as well tell you this.
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ALF has a crush on me.
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00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,361
[laughing]
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00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,032
That's not the craziest thing
I've ever heard.
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00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,034
[laughing]
No, no. Uh, no.
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00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,671
I'm sorry, no.
Of course it's not. No.
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[laughing]
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Let's just drop it, okay?
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00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,380
Beside, I actually,
I know someone
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00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,283
who does have a crush on you,
uh, actually, it's not a crush
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it's, it's quite serious.
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00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,221
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
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00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,323
- And do you know something?
- What?
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00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,492
Um, ALF's in the garage..
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00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,862
...and, uh, Lynn is gone,
Brain's asleep..
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00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,732
We're, uh..
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00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,734
...we're all alone.
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00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:46,404
I'm not sure I remember
what this is like.
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00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,639
Well..
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00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,775
M-may I remind you?
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00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,912
- Willie.
- Yes.
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00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,447
I'll wear the red pajamas.
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00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:01,419
No, a-are you sure that
ALF is in the garage?
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00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,223
Let's just for a moment
not think about ALF.
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00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,927
Let say to ourselves
there is no ALF.
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,762
There is no ALF.
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Go for it, Willie.
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Yeah!
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- What are you doing here?
- Looking for Lynn.
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She's still out with Scott.
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I see.
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00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,280
ALF, we've had complaints
from the neighbors.
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Well, I'm not surprised.
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She's setting a bad example
for all the other daughters.
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How's the song coming?
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00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,889
It's not just a song.
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It's a rock video.
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00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,228
ALF, you made
a rock video.
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00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,363
Yeah, and it wasn't
easy either.
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00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,466
That equipment of yours is
hardly state of the art.
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00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,869
Willie, he made
a rock video.
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Yeah, for Lynn.
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00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:57,041
You..
You made it...f-for Lynn?
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00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,643
Yeah.
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00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,812
I see.
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00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,815
What's the matter?
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00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,384
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,924
Too much caffeine?
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00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,327
Will you try to show
a little sensitivity?
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00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,464
[instrumental music]
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00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,341
Say, you're not
really upset
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00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,178
because ALF has a crush
on Lynn, are you?
255
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,580
- Yes, I am.
- 'Kate..'
256
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,983
But it's not because
it isn't me.
257
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,320
I don't like the idea of ALF
having a crush on our daughter.
258
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,423
Well, it couldn't
possibly lead to anything.
259
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,661
- Could it?
- I hope not.
260
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,296
I'd like to be able
to show people pictures
261
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,665
of our grandchildren.
262
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:58,336
[sighs]
As long there's no
romantic involvement I'm okay.
263
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,840
Well, does that go for
you and me, right now?
264
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,411
Not at all.
265
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,387
[laughing]
Scott, you are so funny.
266
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,791
Singing into a parking mirror
like it was a microphone.
267
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,726
Yeah, I guess
it was kinda cute.
268
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,229
And then when you tapped
the meter and said..
269
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,463
[imitating Scott]
"Is this on?"
270
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,065
I thought I was gonna die.
271
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,401
Yeah, well, I've been glad
to give you mouth-to-mouth.
272
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,737
What a yutz.
273
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,807
You know, Lynn, I had a nice
time tonight, that's no joke.
274
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,042
Me too.
275
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,677
I really would like
to see you again.
276
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,880
- Are you free next Friday?
- No.
277
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,852
- Who was that?
- Uh...my dad.
278
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,889
Your dad? He seemed like
such a nice guy.
279
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:54,659
(ALF)
'Hey, zit face go home
and make a Clearasil sandwich.'
280
00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:01,599
- Oh, well, he's a little tired.
- 'How about it sequoia neck?'
281
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,569
'You're gonna walk
or do I turn on the hose?'
282
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,172
Look, Lynn, I'd better go. I
don't wanna get this jacket wet.
283
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,774
No, uh, no, Scott--
284
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,609
He sounds like he means
business here, really.
285
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,078
Look, he may not even
be talking about you.
286
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,849
Maybe he's watching a movie,
or fighting with my mom.
287
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,685
He calls your mom sequoia neck?
288
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,022
- Well, not very often.
- 'Hit the road, Scott.'
289
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,458
I think he means me,
Lynn, see ya.
290
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,869
Oh, hi, who won the game?
291
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,640
ALF, how dare you
insult Scott?
292
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,276
What is all this
yelling about?
293
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,312
I was just getting
rid of a vagrant.
294
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,913
He made Scott leave.
295
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,417
If I hadn't scared the guy away,
he would've tried to kiss her.
296
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,385
I was hoping he would.
297
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,056
Well, just a small kiss.
298
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,490
That's the way it starts.
299
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,759
First a small kiss,
the next thing you know
300
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,661
they're picking out drapes.
301
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,464
What are you talking about?
302
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,132
I think I know.
303
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,834
Close your robe, Willie.
304
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,336
Oh.
305
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,672
ALF, ALF..
306
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:18,643
...I think it's time
we discussed the facts of life
307
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,647
as they apply to you,
and our teenage daughter.
308
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,416
Now, uh, in case
you don't know
309
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:29,287
girls Lynn's age
date teenage boys.
310
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,655
I've learned to accept that.
311
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,524
And I'm afraid, you're gonna
have to do the same.
312
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,028
Fine. See if I care
who she dates.
313
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,630
And you could forget
about the song.
314
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,667
- What song?
- I said forget it.
315
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,171
ALF wrote you a song,
and he made a video from it.
316
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,540
ALF, you wrote me a song?
317
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,881
- Dad, can I talk to ALF alone?
- Yeah, sure.
318
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,320
And in the morning,
will you please call Scott?
319
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,223
And tell him I didn't mean
any of those things I said.
320
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,624
Will you tell him
I didn't say them?
321
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,726
Hey, get off my case, will you?
322
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,863
I have not begun
to get on your case, mister.
323
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,931
- And if you think--
- Dad.
324
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,903
Get off my case.
Who does he think he is?
325
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,406
The robe, Willie,
the robe.
326
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,074
ALF, can I see the video?
327
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,744
No, I decided
it's for Connie Chung.
328
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,579
Are you sure
I can't see it?
329
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,584
Well, just once.
330
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,787
Turn on the VCR.
331
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,264
ALF, that's just
a picture of the garage.
332
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,433
That's an establishing shot.
333
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,967
Now pay attention.
334
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,271
[rock music]
335
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,459
¶ Take a look at me
and tell me what you see ¶
336
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,928
¶ Just another pretty face ¶
337
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,964
¶ Some clown from
out of town ¶
338
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,899
¶ Who came to hang around ¶
339
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,369
¶ And look a little
out of place ¶
340
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:29,807
¶ You say you wonder
what on Earth I'm doing here ¶
341
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,377
¶ I'm only here
to tell you girl ¶
342
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,981
¶ I may be an unknown
from the twilight zone ¶
343
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,218
¶ But you're the one
who's out of this world ¶
344
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,757
¶ You're the one who's out
of this world sweet baby ¶
345
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,261
¶ You're the one
who's out of this world ¶
346
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,065
¶ I'm spinning in an orbit
I ain't never been in ¶
347
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,068
¶ 'Cause you're the one
who's out of this world ¶
348
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,170
[music continues]
349
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,999
[music continues]
350
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,795
[music continues]
351
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:14,478
¶ You're the one who's out of
this world sweet baby ¶
352
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,349
¶ You're the one
who's out of this world ¶
353
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:22,186
¶ I'm spinning in an orbit
I ain't never been in ¶
354
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,256
¶ 'Cause you're the one
who's out of this world ¶
355
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,762
¶ You're the one who's
out of this world sweet baby ¶
356
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,199
¶ You're the one
who's out of this world ¶
357
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:39,036
¶ I'm spinning in an orbit
I ain't never been in ¶
358
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,871
¶ 'Cause you're the one
who's out of this ¶
359
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,573
¶ You're the one
who's out of this ¶
360
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,344
¶ You're the one
who's out of this world ¶¶
361
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,946
[music continues]
362
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,401
ALF, I don't know
what to say.
363
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,803
How about incredible?
364
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,538
I can't believe
you did this.
365
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,808
Nobody has ever done anything
this nice for me.
366
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,778
So you're going out with me
Friday instead of Scott?
367
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,047
One thing has nothing
to do with the other.
368
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,117
That's an entirely
different subject.
369
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,918
I see.
370
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,021
Don't start
I seeing me again.
371
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,159
I don't understand
why you're so mad at me.
372
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,896
Well, maybe
it's because I thought
373
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:42,900
we, uh, we were..
374
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,468
Falling in love?
375
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,505
Yeah.
376
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,774
I do love you, ALF.
377
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:54,111
- But not in that way.
- Then what way?
378
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:59,216
In a male-female
relationship kind of way.
379
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:01,752
Oh, I see.
380
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:05,489
- ALF..
- No, no, I really do.
381
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,125
I mean, I see that, uh
382
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:11,529
I'll have to understand
that we're just friends.
383
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,699
Good friends,
special friends.
384
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,600
I understand.
385
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,337
And how do you feel about this?
386
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,639
I'll get used to it.
387
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,507
Thank you.
388
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,445
So, uh, we're going out
Friday night or what?
389
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,314
Just kidding. Ha!
390
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:34,051
ALF, you're the one
that's out of this world.
391
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,887
[instrumental music]
392
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:45,529
Scan the room,
and ready, action.
393
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,897
[instrumental music]
394
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,868
¶ Saturday Saturday
Saturday Saturday ¶
395
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,803
¶ Saturday Saturday ¶
396
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,872
More emotion.
397
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,007
¶ Saturday Saturday ¶
398
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,576
¶ Saturday Saturday.. ¶¶
399
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,244
Okay, cut, cut,
now that's where
400
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,179
the smoke part's gonna go off,
okay?
401
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,582
Gee, I don't know,
ALF, this is..
402
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,251
This is just supposed to be
a little something for Kate.
403
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:10,821
Don't think little,
there are no small videos.
404
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,890
Just small directors.
405
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,425
What are you guys doing?
406
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,826
Nothing.
407
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,528
You're making a video,
aren't you?
408
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,096
- No.
- Yeah.
409
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:22,700
I, we are, I-I was hoping
we'd surprise your mom.
410
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,101
Oh, she'll love it!
411
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,270
Are you guys using smoke pots,
stuff like that?
412
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,506
Yeah, and computer animation.
413
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,108
- Animation?
- How about real projection?
414
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,412
- Dad could be water-skiing.
- Or swimming in lava.
415
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,080
Lava?
416
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,349
This is gonna be great.
Good luck, dad.
417
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:40,451
I can't wait to see it
when it's done.
418
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,954
Alright, come on, back to work.
And action.
419
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,723
Two, three, four.
420
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,559
¶ Saturday Satur.. ¶¶
421
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,761
Uh, ALF, I think
I'm just gonna stick
422
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,963
with the red pajamas.
423
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,865
I'll bring the camera.
424
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,534
[instrumental music]
425
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:03,274
¶ I'm spinning in an orbit
I ain't never been in ¶
426
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,276
¶ 'Cause you're the one
who's out of this ¶
427
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,144
¶ You're the one
who's out of this ¶
428
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:10,147
¶ You're the one
who's out of this world ¶
429
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:14,285
[rock music]
430
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,670
[instrumental music]